The infamous Sango Bandho chat

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This is a very interesting post that our reporters worked for months at keeping wary eyes on Sango's comp and stealing the understated piece of chat from his comp when the great Sango wasn't looking.

For those who do not know any of the above people: Sango is a demi-god smaller only to the great cavvy (if you don't know who cavvy is, get out of here now!!!). Bandho, on the other hand is a self obsessed fool who thinks - nay - believes that he is the epitome of human perfection. This guy supposedly raised 30 marks in the chindi physics lab quiz in first year and even today is found cribbing for 0.5 marks out of 30 in the odd 1.5% weitage assignment.

All stuff in red are edited keeping in mind the audiences expected to view this blog. This post isn't meant for those who are weak at heart or ladies who are pregnant. The content of this post contains information so powerful and explosive in nature that if exposed shall threaten the very existence of blah blah blah....................


PS : all highlights too are supposed to be edited by master craftsmen ;)
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7:06 PM me: der?
7:07 PM ma madhye 8 lagli :(
spi 9.5 exact
cpi 9.53

25 minutes
7:32 PM me: kiti?
7:33 PM Aniket: ma 8
me: spi?
7:34 PM Aniket: spi 8.5
:(
:9
:9
:( <-----thinks people will actually feel sorry for him :)
:(
:(
me: bas..itka pan kami nahi ahe
Aniket: f*ck aahe
bh***ya ____ ni 8 lavli!
7:35 PM r******ya _______ ch***ya ni 8 lavli! <-----where he thinks he is greater than profs
tuzi 10 aahe me 204 madhe? <-----where he thinks he is equal to Sangram
7:36 PM me: solmech lab 9
ma 8
baki 10
Aniket: crakooooooooooo saala <------where he thinks his luck's rotten
7:37 PM team selection zala ka fsae cha?
me: mhanje?
Aniket: mhanje uk la kon kon yenar aahe te coinfirmed nahi sangitla ajun?
me: nahi ^^^where he desparately emphasizes that he is in uk and wants ppl to meet him
7:38 PM Aniket: arre yaar

Comments

Ankur said…
cool..we want more! :D
Bandho: Here after referred to as BANDHI

The typical Nazi types who thinks he's above the rest of the world, but turns around to get a grenade in the balls.

If Schroedinger's retarded evil twin nailed Marie Curie's multiple sclerotic daughter, then they'd have pretty retarded kids.

If those kids then nailed each other, theyd just end up forming a mass of genetically fucked up flesh with brains the size of an infertile rats testicles.

That kid is Bandhi.
The guy thinks he knows. He doesnt. period.
Nandan Sawant said…
the name bandho itself says band ho.

i hate that chap
Unknown said…
Who are Sango and Bando? Certainly not the ones I know..and why are the chats by some Aniket person?
These are our batch mates. Bandho is Aniket. Sango is Sangram.

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